Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Ever

Ever is diabolical.

EVER: Mommyyyyyy!!

ME: I'm on the phone, just a second.

EVER: No!!! Mommy!!!

ME: Ever be quiet please.

EVER: yelling, No, nooooo, noooo I won't! Mommy answer me!!!

ME: Sweetie, give me a minute. I'm almost done, please be quiet.

EVER: Mommy I need you!

ME: No you don't.

EVER: Yes I do!

ME: Ever stop!

EVER: Mommy answer me!!!!

ME:  What is it?

silence

ME: Ever? What? What did you want?

silence

ME: inarticulate noises of frustration

silence

EVER: Mommy? Mommy? Mommy!!!


ahar-wa[oeihw[0wih!!!!!
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